wawasworld: A New Format

I really miss writing stuff for my little universe. It's been a few months and, actually, I've had alot of interesting things happen to me (No, seriously . .. ok, not that interesting). Well, anyways, let's try this to get me out of my rut. How about I post some interesting links and well, I'll write a few things about them!!! Yes!!! Ok, The Superficial and The Gawker have been doing this already, but they got a staff of unwritered block folks, so f them! So here it goes:

1) Pro Wrestler Eddie Guerrero Dies: Is it me or does it seem like a pro wrestler dies every other day in some random city in some random hotel? No way drugs or steroids have anything to do with this. No, no way that happened. So let me get this straight, congress deems it necessary to go after baseball and all its drug problems, but not after pro wrestling? Sure, Congress uses its excuse that Atheletes (In this case, baseball players) are setting an example for the youth of the country, but couldn't you say the same thing about Pro Wrestlers? I'm sure there is some redneck kid out there who has dreams of coming off the top rope like Jimmy Snuka at Madison Square Garden against Don "The Rock" Muraco moreso then he has dreams of hitting a HR off Roger Clemens. Not that I know who Jimmy Snuka is or that I watch pro wrestling or anything. Cause I don't. Well, not today anyways.

2) "Cool Mom" gets 30 years for having sex with High School Students: I don't think that picture is right. No High School kid in his right mind would sleep with the woman on the left. Yeah, it's cool to sleep with older women when you're in High School, but Christ, don't they have to be relatively attractive? I guess this falls under the "Rosie O'Donnell Theory," where you'd sleep with Rosie O'Donnell just so you could say you slept with Rosie O'Donnell to all your buddies, even though you don't want to. This is my friends theory, not mine. I wouldn't sleep with Rosie O'Donell. I draw the line at like, I dunno . . . Oprah. Or Tori Spelling. But that's as far as I go.

3) Keira Knightley Nipple Slip at Premiere of Pride and Prejudice: Or this could be labelled as "Look at the mosquito bites I got while shooting Pride and Prejudice" Maybe only the people of Hershey PA. would get that joke.

Hmmmm . .. I kinda like this format. Maybe more tomorrow?