2 months and no posts. Writers block? Nah. Wawasworld is above making excuses for his laziness. So as a welcome back column, I've decided to shake (or in my case, jiggle) things up a bit. So here is what I've been up to the last 2 months by the numbers:
Number of times I saw The Black Crowes: 4
Number of times I had to defend that decision to myself and others: 4,000
Number of times I heard Girl from a Pawnshop (My favorite song): Just once
Number of times people looked at me crazy when I screamed "Whoo hooo . . . I love this song!" like a little school girl: 2,300 (Hammerstein capacity: 2,300)
Number of times I saw Kate Hudson: 4 times
Number of times I thought she needed a boob job: 4 times
Number of times I thought "Remember when Christina Aguilera was the trashy one???": Twice. Once in my head, once in conversation on how Britney got knocked up by her white trash husband . . ..speaking of which . . .
Number of times I wondered "WTF Does Federline have that I don't????": About 100
Number of times I answered that question with "Pretty Fly moves, Wawa, Pretty fly moves . . .": About 100
Number of times people asked me "When are you going to post again?": About 5 times . . .. which is pretty sad over a 2 month period! Where's the demand, people?!?!?!
Number of times people have commented on that stupid Avril Lavigne post I wrote about 3 months ago: 46! Is Avril really on tour??? Awesome!
Number of episodes of Power Girls I watched on MTV: 4
Number of times I wanted to punch Lizzie Grubman in the face: 4 (God, I hate PR people . . . oh wait . . . I'm kind of in PR. . . nevermind)
And basically, that's all I've done over the last 2 months. I'll probably have something up in regards to my trip to Seattle and Portland shortly.
What about your trip to balmer?
Posted by: Don | April 27, 2005 at 01:48 PM
I guess I was 1 of the 5 asking about when you are going to post again. Feel like I'm part of an extremely exclusive club...sad.
To answer your question: "WTF Does Federline have that I don't????":
answer: Brittany
Posted by: Mike B | April 28, 2005 at 06:31 AM
Brittany is a skank! If you want to drool over a hollywood woman, you need to set your sights higher!
Posted by: Don | April 28, 2005 at 11:03 AM
I never said i wanted to drool over a hollywood woman. I just wanted to drool over a skank.
Posted by: Mike B | April 28, 2005 at 01:55 PM