The Surreal Life: Wawasworld
After finishing 24 and The Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Battle of the Sexes, Wawasworld caught VH1's the Surreal Life: Season 4. (and having those 3 show names probably just got me some more teenagers to the site). Unbelievable cast this season: A failed female wrestler, Peter Brady, America's Top Model, A male supermodel, A GO-GO, Mini-Me, and Da Brat (who got so pissed off at her manager for putting her on a show with "has-beens" Da Brat, haven't you seen the show before? And also, weren't you already in a video with Mariah Carey? You've been in the has-been business for a looooong time already). Now while I love having a failed Go-Go on my TV screen every week (and wouldn't the failed Go-Go be Charlotte Caffey, who had a serious heroin addiction? I digress . . . again), Wawasworld had a better idea for the Surreal Life. Since Wawasworld likes to think ahead, I already have a cast in mind for next season:
Pat Sajak (Host of Wheel of Fortune. . .um . . . duh): My Dad would be dissapointed if I didn't put on his favorite star on my Surreal life discussion. I think he's a perfect fit for the show. While Wheel of Fortune is still on, it hasn't been relevant since the B.A Baracas was busting heads on the A-Team. And let's be honest about this . . . is there much difference between telling a midwestern housewife to spin the wheel and telling a former b-list TV actor, such as . . .
Tina Yothers (Family Ties): . . . to take out the trash? Nope. And while we're at it, why don't we add another former Family Ties actor to the bunch, shall we?
Courtney Cox (Family Ties): She's married to David Arquette and she acted with David Schwimmer and Matt LeBlanc. She's been b-listing it for a while now. She'll feel right at home with my crew. And besides, how heartwarming will that first scene between Tina and Courtney be as they reminisce over the good old days over a bottle of chianti? Oh, that Meredith Baxter Birney was such a prankster!
NHL Star Sergei Federov: It's a B-list sport, he dated a B-list athelete (Anna Kournikova . . . and no, she is not b-list hot), and he's got alot of time on his hand with the NHL lockout. Why not? Also, who wouldn't want to see a Russian dude utter the sentence: "Courtney and Tina? 3-way with Sergei, nyet?"
Joyce Dewitt (Three's Company): You always need one bitter former sitcom star on the show (Please see Dave Coulier and Gary Coleman). Well, Wawasworld is reaching for the Stars! No sitcom star is more bitter then Joyce Dewitt, who continues to hold a grudge against Suzanne Sommers for leaving the show, even 30 years later. We can tottally build an intervention episode where Suzanne visits and they work out their problems.
Jake Steinfeld (The Body By Jake Guy): Can you say perfect? He had a stupid 80's workout show, he had a brief scene in Coming To America (Cabdriver) and he can help the final cast member . . .
Wawa (Wawasworld): . . . get in shape. I've always wanted to share a hot tub scene with Joyce Dewitt and Tina Yothers. It would be hotter then the classic Threesome from Real World Las Vegas . . . HOT!
And there you have it kids . . . Wawasworld super (mediocre) seven. WB, I'm waiting for your call! (Oh, I'm trying something new with the pics . . . this is my first foray into graphics. Bear with me until I can figure out how to edit photos. I know you wait with baited breath (did I use the right baited?)
HA! That's actually a great cast - especially Sergei Federov, who would be a perfect B-grade loser for The Surreal Life.
And for what it's worth, the season premiere of Season 4 was not only the best episode of ANY Surreal Life season, but one of the funniest things I've seen on TV in a long time. Between Mini Me not-so-slyly stroking that model's nipple, getting drunk, naked, and pissing in the corner of the room while sitting on his scooter, and having to be taken care of by a clearly amused Peter Brady, the show was brilliant.
Posted by: Nicardo Autobahn | January 12, 2005 at 07:28 AM
ps. Wawa...
I, sergei fedorov, am now dating Tara Reid.
Why not add her to the cast ??
Posted by: sergei | January 12, 2005 at 10:38 AM
Man, Mini-Me is so awesome. They should just do a reality show of him hanging out at the playboy mansion.
Posted by: wawa | January 12, 2005 at 11:52 AM