File Under: "You Don't Say" and "What The Hell Were They Thinking?"

You were probably expecting a post with cool pictures and graphics now that I can put that stuff up?  Well, you'd be wrong!

Whoa!  How did Kate Hudson's IMDB picture get in my blog???  (I had her on my mind today after the Black Crowes announced that they are getting back together for 5 shows at the Hammerstein.  I blame Yoko Hudson for breaking them up in the first place!  What can I say?  I like my rock derivative)

Enough about my new rock driven, graphics heavy blog.  It's been awhile since I've gotten any links that have driven me to get angry to post about it, but lo and behold, I got 2 links today:

1. The U.S. government announces that by eating less and exercising more, you can lose weight!:  What?!?  This can't be true (and by putting the lose weight link in there, doesn't it sort of have that junk e-mail hotmail feel to it?).  Next they'll tell me that if I eat MORE and Excercise LESS, I'll gain weight.  That would just be silly, right?  If only Carnie Wilson had got this information sooner before she put her fat ass surgery on the internet.  So many people could have been saved . .  . sigh

2. Kid Rock is thrown off George Bush's inaugaration bill: Our favorite southern fried rap/rock artist was thrown off because of . . . gasp . . . offensive lyrics!   Who does the research and bookings for such events?  What doesn't fit here: Hillary Duff, JoJo (WhoWho?) and Kid Rock?  I even heard that Kid Rock was going to start off the show by serenading Hilary Duff with this little Ditty:

Hey, yo, ho!  Hillary, you may be young at heart and y'all, but like my daddy said, if there is grass on the field . . . .LET'S PLAY BALLLLLLLLLLL!  Cause I'm a Cowboy baby . . . 

Yup, that would have went over great with the catholic coalition.  Good Times, Good Times .  .  . (That'll be the phrase now when I don't know how to finish a post.  It's so versatile!)