In Flight Nirvana

For charity, Krist Novoselic, former bassist with seminal (God, do you have any idea how long I've wanted to use that word in a blog???) grunge band Nirvana, is auctioning off his services as a pilot for a one day excusion on a cesna.  Hmmmm . . . aging rock star flying me in a tin can that could go down at any moment?  Sounds like fun!  Wawasworld jumped into his what if machine to see what it would be like if I won that auction:

(Climbing on the cesna with Krist Novoselic greeting me)

Wawasworld: Oh my God, Oh my God . . .  It's Krist Novoselic!  You were in . . . can't breathe . . . Nirvana.

Krist Novoselic: That's right .  . . and I'll be your pilot today

Wawasworld: Wow!  This is so great .  .  . you're like my 3rd favorite member of Nirvana!!!!!

Krist Novoselic: Um .  . . there were only 3 of us

Wawasworld: Not true!  Pat Smear was also a member

Krist Novoselic: Well, not officially .  . . 

Wawasworld: Well, Courtney Love said the same thing about you . .  . (awkward laugh, followed by awkward silence) So . . . uh . . . you remember that time at the MTV music awards?

Krist Novoselic: Which time?

Wawasworld: When you threw the bass up in the air and it hit you in the head?

Krist Novoselic: Um .  . . yeah?

Wawasworld: That was GREAT!  Can we reenact that scene today when we land?  Huh, Huh, Can we?????

Krist Novoselic: I'm only here to to share the wonders of aviation and remind you to be careful during the most dangerous phase of flight – the drive to and from the airport

Wawasworld: Um . . . I'd rather do the guitar thing

Krist Novoselic: No

Wawasworld: What the hell happened to you?  You used to be so cool!  And look at you now . . . hocking flights on a tin can that David Bowie floated around in the video for "Space Oddity"

Krist Novoselic: Do you still want to fly?

Wawasworld: Nah . . . But could you autograph my New Nirvana boxset??????