A Little To the Left, A Little To The Right . . .

. . . and Lindsay Lohan could have been a porn star.  So far, Wawasworld has profiled Cameron Diaz and Hugh Grant, and sadly, while being the youngest in the series,  the third participant  is probably the closest to actually being a porn star.  You don't believe me?  Well then, take a look:

Lindsay 1996: Gets her start on Another World

Porn Lindsay 1996: Runs away from  home in Long Island because her dad is a drunk

Lindsay 1998: Gets her big break in the remake of "The Parent Trap" originally starring Hayley Mills

Porn Lindsay 1998: Gets her big break in the remake of "The Snatch Trap" originally starring Hayley Hills

Lindsay 2000: Stars in TV Movie "Life Size"

Porn Lindsay 2000: Stars in Spice TV Movie "Man Size"

Lindsay 2002: Busts out even further with another remake, "Freaky Friday"

Porn Lindsay 2002: Just busts out further

Lindsay 2004:  Decides to record her first pop album.  While promoting the album on Good Morning America, it's reported that she was caught lip-synching .  The titian-tressed temptress disappointed her young fans. "It was embarrassing," one formerly devoted follower told us. "It hurt my heart."  Lindsay is overheard claiming acid reflux made her lip synch.

Porn Lindsay 2004: Decides to record the first porn-pop crossover album.  While promoting the album on the Playboy channel, it's later reported that her breasts are not real.  The titian-tressed temptress dissapointed her young fans.  "It's embarrassing," one formerly devoted follower told us.  "It hurt my heart."  Lindsay is overheard claiming it was  silicone reflux that made her get her chest.