Wawasworld usually stays away from politics, but sometimes, when you get footage as good as this, you really can't sit idly by on the sidelines. As you all know, Bush and Kerry are scheduled for there 2nd debate tommorrow night. However, what you don't know is that it is actually the THIRD debate that Kerry and Bush have had. Wawasworld has gained access to the first debate, moderated by WWE owner Vince McMahon! Take a look:
Vince McMahon: Welcome to the 1st WWE Presedential Debate LIVE from the Asheville coliseum here in North Carolina!!!!! So without further adieu, let's welcome our candidates. First, weighing in at 220 lbs. from an "undisclosed location" please welcome your 43rd president GEORGE THE ANIMAL BUUUUUUUUSH
(Loud booing from Audience)
and last but not least, in the blue corner, weighing in at 215 lbs from New England, please welcome John "Bad ass" Kerry!!!!
(Loud Cheers from the Audience)
To help me moderate this event, please welcome my sidekick, Jim "Country Boy" Ross. Now onto the questions. First, for you George, What would happen if you found Bin Laden?
George: Vince, listen closely, I'd turn him upside down, then turn him sideways, bend him over and THEN KICK HIM STRAIGHT BACK TO THE SAND HE CAME FROM!!! (Booooooooo . . . ) Yeah, yeah . . . (George gives the audience the finger)
Jim Ross: My God, George the Animal lands the first blow of the debate . . . how can Kerry ever recover???
Vince: Same question for you, John
John: Well, these are complicated times, and we need a man with complicated solutions. First, I'd negotiate with Bin Laden, and then I would kick his ass, and then negotiate some more. In a peaceful, war mongering way, of course.
(Jim and Vince look at each other befuddled)
(Howard Dean appears from the back with a steel chair)
Jim: MY GOD! IT'S HOWARD DEAN HERE TO HELP JOHN KERRY OUT WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! THE FANS ARE GOING NUTS! IT'S THE CAVALRY TO THE RESCUE!!
(Howard looks at John Kerry and then at George Bush . . . .AND HANDS THE CHAIR OVER TO GEORGE)
(George Slams Kerry over the head with the chair)
Jim: MY GOD! HE'S TURNED AGAINST KERRY! GODDAMN YOU, DEAN! WHAT ABOUT THE FANS?!?!?!
Howard: The better question: HOW COULD THE FANS TURN THERE BACK ON ME AND VOTE FOR THE CANDY ASS! (Dean spits on Kerry's lifeless body . . .. George raises the hand of Dean)
George: (Pointing at Dean while raising his Dean's hand) Here's the real winner. . . .
Jim: MY GOD! IT'S CHAOS HERE IN ASHEVILLE! WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK . .. . .
started out with potential...but, as usual, ended up with me masturbating. Thanks wawa.
Posted by: Superfly | October 08, 2004 at 09:31 AM
Superfly, when does it ever end up with you NOT masturbating?
Posted by: Big John Stud | October 15, 2004 at 01:40 PM