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August 04, 2004

Hugh Grant: A little to the left, A little to the right . . .

. . . and maybe our favorite leading British actor would have become a porn star. If it could happen to Wawasworld favorite Cameron Diaz, who says that Hugh Grant's ride over from the QE2 couldn't have made a wrong turn into the San Fernando Valley and not the gold laden streets of Hollywood (thanks to Lasagnafarm for the San Fernando joke . . . still makes me smile). Let's take a look at Hugh Grant's current career as we know it . . . and what it would have looked like if he had made that wrong turn:

Hugh 1989: Gets his start in the acting business and is known as Hughie Grant

Porno Hugh 1989: Gets his start in the Porno business and is known as Huge Grant

Hugh 1990: Stars in a USA film called "The Big Man"

Porno Huge 1990: Stars in a Vivid film called "The Really Big Man"

Hugh 1994: Starts getting critical notice for his work in "Sirens", where a naked Elle Mcpherson makes her screen debut

Porno Huge 1994: Starts getting critical notice for his work in "Sirens", where a naked Elaine Mcpherson makes her screen debut

Hugh 1994: Has official U.S. breakout film "Four Weddings and a Funeral"

Porno Huge 1994: Has official Hungarian breakout film with "Four Whores and a Funeral"

Hugh 1999: On the set of "Mickey Blue Eyes" James Caan gives Hugh the nickname "Whippy" (Yes, this is on IMDB)

Porno Huge 1999: On the set of "Mickey Blue Balls" Peter North gives Huge the nickname "Whippy"

Hugh 2002: After a string of commercial and critical dissapointments, Hugh bounces back with "About A Boy" Critics hail it as his best work since "Four Weddings and A Funeral"

Porno Huge 2002 After a string of commercial and critical dissapointments, Huge bounces back with "About A Girl" Critics hail it as his best work since "Divine Brown"

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