Oscars

Jefke wanted a post about the Oscars, so here it goes:

1) Maria Menounos is hot, but does she really deserve to wear a $2.5 million dress?: As Jefke so duly noted, she's hot and has nice breasts. I have no problem with that. But she's a reporter. She's suppossed to be telling us about the news, not making it. I mean, I like the showiness of the dress and all, but c'mon . . . 2.5 mil.? Jesus, I sound like that guy Cojo on Entertainment Tonight.

2) Sean Penn ends his curse!: Oh wait . . . THERE WAS NO CURSE! I reffered to this 2 posts before, but I hope this shuts up everyone who says that this guy gets no respect. I did think about one thing, though. The Academy loves retard roles, and Sean didn't win for I Am Sam. Hmmmmm. . . maybe there is a conspiracy?

3) Charlize Theron loves me: I could just tell by the way she peered at the camera as she accepted. If you play her acceptance speech backwards, you can hear "I love you, Wawa. I love you, Wawa. I love you, Wawa . . ." Don't doubt for a second that I did not do this.

4) Mystic River was robbed: Unbelievable movie. I don't know what the big deal was about Lord of the Rings (Of course, I didn't see it, but that shouldn't disqualify me, right?).

And that's all for Wawasworld's oscar report. Look for me to wear K-mart at next years oscars.

Comments

[Mike]

"she's hot and has nice breasts". she can wear whatever she wants!!!