Don't want to live like no refugee

Wawasworlds parents have a kind and generous heart. How big?, you ask. Well, this weekend, I found out that they have taken on another Thai relative to stay with them for the next 2 months.

The beauty of the whole situation is the fact that my Dad has been given strict orders not to speak Thai to her, so she can grasp the english language. From what I gathered on Sunday, she speaks a little engrish (which means she speaks better then me, but I digress). But I gather, she has more of a grasp of what's going on more then my mother does, and you'll see why in a second.

So, as we were eating dinner on Sunday night at a steakhouse in Philadelphia (visiting my brother. Long story), I witnessed the following display from my parents and this poor Thai girl who probably had no idea what was going on:

Waitress: How would you like your Prime Rib?

Mom (To Ling, the Thai Refugee): HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR PRIME RIB!?!?!!??!

Wawa: Oh my God, your Ricky's mom from "Better Off Dead", Mom!

Dad: Wuh . . . you silent! Let mommy finish!

Mom: I think she'll have it Well done.

Waitress: You get one side with that. Mashed Potatoes, Mixed Vegetables, Corn, Mushroom?

Mom: I'll have the Pork Chops

Waitress: Ok, but what about the side for the Prime Rib for her?

Mom: I think I want Mashed Potatos

Waitress: Ok, I got you. What about her side?

Mom: I told you . . . Mashed Potatoes

Wawa: HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE FUCKING KILLING ME! Jesus, LING, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE AS A SIDE DISH TO YOUR GODDAMN PRIME RIB!!!

(stunned silence at table)

Dad: Wuh . . . this why we retire to Thailand. Kids no respect . . .

Ling (In emotionally beaten down state): I'll have the corn

Mom: Oh, What she'll have as a side dish . . .

(Wawa cries in the corner of the booth)

Comments

[Rick Solomon]

www.officeclips.com

truly hilarious hijinks.
better than this crap Wawa calls entertainment

[Don]

YOU BE HERE 4 HOURS, YOU GO NOW! YOU SCARE THE CUSTOMERS!