Avril Lavigne's Mall World Tour
News has come out that Avril Lavigne, Wawasworlds favorite punk princess, will be heading out on a world mall tour. Not since Tiffany has the mall been such a hotbed of musical credibility. Wawasworld got a first hand look at what her special accoustic tour would look like. Take a look:
Avril: . . . .I'm with yoooooouuuuuuu . .. I'm with yooooooouuuuuu . . . THANK YOU PARAMUS! You've been a great audience! We have something special tonight that we haven't done at all on this tour. Well, we did do it last night and the night before, but tonights going to be special! (LOUD SCREAMS!!!) No, no, we love you! We're going to do a special Q and A session with all of you. No topic is off limits. First question down front?
Teenage Girl Fan #1: Where did you get the so awesome idea of wearing a tie with your wifebeater and pants? I'm your biggest fan!
Avril: Awwww . . . aren't you sweet? Well, you can find my skinnee tie look at the TJ Max located on the 4th floor. I think it's really a sweet look. I'm so punk rock! Next Question?
Overweight Wawa in the Back: I was thinking about breaking up with my bitchy girlfriend. How do you suggest I do that?
Avril: Oh my God! I just broke up with my boyfriend, and let me just say it's just so heartbreaking. This is how I did it: I took him to the food court located on the 3rd floor, where you can find the Wendy's and McDonalds, and let me just say "I'm lovin it"! (Loud screams!)
Overweight Wawa in the Back: Uh, how do I break up with my girlfriend though?
Avril: Duh . . . Buy her an Orange Julius located on the 3rd floor and tell her it's over. You're such a sk8ter boi, overweight wawa in the back! Ok, kids, back to the music. LET'S ROCK (Kicks into Complicated) . . . .
hi
i am 1 of ur biggest fans please email me!!!!!!!!!
what is ur adress and email
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Posted by: chloe | May 08, 2005 at 07:52 AM
I HATE YOU GUYS....DONT TALK TO ME EVER....FUCK YOU ALL... BURN IN HELL... WAWA HAVE A GIRLFRIEND... HAHA, Dont make me laugh.. My email is darkskulls_90@hotmail.com
Posted by: Avril Lavigne | June 15, 2005 at 09:36 PM
WAWA you mother fucker.. Up your ass.. ((Laughs)) ::Plays Complicated:: WAWA you have a shemale for a mother.. You probably even suck her cock. Again my email is darkskulls_90@hotmail.com
Posted by: Avril Lavigne | June 15, 2005 at 09:39 PM
Hey.. you faker, even though WAWA is an asshole and he sucks his shemales cock everyday, doesnt mean you have to use my name.. and my email is Avril@hotmail.com... .. But wawa you are a mother fucker and i really dont believe you have a girlfriend.. I just said that because you were a fan. I think that people should stop imitating me. I never said i was punk so dont say i did.. And wawa you should get some money and make a better website then this lazy crap.. Look i made money and i have a better one than this... Wawa do me one thing.. Find yourself a real girlfriend to break up with not some imaginary girl a real one you mother fucker.. Im having a concert soon, not sure where but somewhere.. Ill tell you about it when i think of where im going to have it.
Posted by: Avril | June 16, 2005 at 10:40 AM
whats your screen name for aim?
Posted by: libby | July 16, 2005 at 02:19 PM
witch 1 of u are the real
rock 1 of you are a scam
Posted by: libby | July 16, 2005 at 03:49 PM
my friend thinks ur hot and so do i, he wants 2 marry u, and his name is nate, and he's moving 2 colorado springs, colorodo, he hopes he can see u at a concert, he loves u, i do 2, but not as much as he does, and he can't get ur name out of his head and his phobe # is 419-222-0936, he thinks ur sexy, bye
Posted by: Sk8ersean | August 24, 2005 at 01:21 PM
avril plzzzzzzzzzzzzz give me ur email address email me at seventeentracks@hotmail.com and i promise that i won't give it to any1 else just plz give it to me i love u avril
Posted by: kiki | October 02, 2005 at 01:36 PM
peeps talk to me plz and if u know avrils email address then email me and tell me thx bye
Posted by: kiki | October 02, 2005 at 01:43 PM
Hi dear Avril.I'm your fan from Russia.I think that you especial.
You have stunning voice and smile.In all you simply beauty.
I'm glad for you.
please email me(If you can send me your e-mail.
Posted by: Reaver | October 03, 2005 at 07:10 AM
Hi dear Avril.I'm your fan from Russia.I think that you especial.
You have stunning voice and smile.In all you simply beauty.
I'm glad for you.
please email me(If you can send me your e-mail.
Posted by: Reaver | October 03, 2005 at 07:12 AM
Reaver1987@yandex.ru
Posted by: Reaver | October 03, 2005 at 07:42 AM
hey avril this is punkrocker2516 u can email me if u want my emailaddress is macho8321@hotmail.com right me back whenever u can oh just to tell u im your biggest fan n i no everything well almost about u just ask me n i well tell u well g2g i well be on the computer so i well be waiting......see yea write back
im not a stalker
Posted by: punkrocker2516 | October 09, 2005 at 06:17 AM
Hey Av I'm so your #1 fan I would love to meet you i play the gutiar and piano my email adress is tayavrilfreak@yahoo.com
Posted by: Taylor | October 15, 2005 at 03:43 PM
PLZ PLZ PLZ AVRIL IM UR BIGGEST FAN CAN U EMAIL ME UR MSN ADDY I NO U THINK I CANT BE UR BIGGEST FAN BUT IF I HAD A LETTA FROM U MY LIFE WOULD CHANCE IV SEEN U ON CONCERT AND I NEARLY FAINTED PLZ TELL MEN UR EMAIL ADDY PPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ellen Scott | October 26, 2005 at 02:09 PM
dear avril,
i am your biggest fan you are the best singer in the world you are so so so cool.i am 10 years old and you are nery pritty.and you are nice.my name is ashley and you rock.you are the best i have eavry one of your cds.
Posted by: ashley | October 29, 2005 at 08:34 AM
hey i wuz wondering about this is this like Avril talking to us or is it an imposter? well i hope not. Well me n my best friend is Avril's BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!!!!!!! no offence to all you wanna be avrils and ya.Well you must be joking she cant come on the computer everyday to look at this stuff r u crazy u think she has the time I think she has enough to worry about so ya.
Posted by: avril lavigne biggest fan#1 | November 04, 2005 at 06:19 PM
I love avril Lavigne, but im not a crazy mental person who wants to attack her!
I think she is cool and she has a beautiful voice.
IM NOT SAYING IM GAY!
I am just saying im a fan.
Posted by: Kelly Burroughs | November 04, 2005 at 06:33 PM
please give me your email adress
Posted by: Treharne | November 08, 2005 at 04:56 AM
please give me your email adress
Posted by: Treharne | November 08, 2005 at 04:56 AM
please email me at gale_ofdarkness@hotmail.com along with email adress
Posted by: Treharne | November 08, 2005 at 04:59 AM
hie avril
im am like ur ##############1 fan ur pics are all over my wall u r so cool
good luck w/ deryic willaby from sum 41
and ur next album
bye
Posted by: samantha | November 08, 2005 at 05:12 PM
avril,
my name is abigail mason,
i am a big fan of yours i have 2 of your 2nd cds your live cd 1 of your 1st cds and your try to shut me up tour dvd my bed room door is covered with posters with you on them. i love you so much i was wondering if you could come to dubai and do a consert because your songs i think are super. from abigail mason 616 greens comunnity Dubai p.s.please can you answer me back and my spellings are not that good sorry!!
Posted by: Abigail | November 09, 2005 at 05:55 AM
avril,
my name is abigail mason,
i am a big fan of yours i have 2 of your 2nd cds your live cd 1 of your 1st cds and your try to shut me up tour dvd my bed room door is covered with posters with you on them. i love you so much i was wondering if you could come to dubai and do a consert because your songs i think are super. from abigail mason 616 greens comunnity Dubai p.s.please can you answer me back and my spellings are not that good sorry!!
Posted by: Abigail | November 09, 2005 at 05:56 AM
avril it is abigail mason
i have a ptcture of you and your boyfreind looks very nice
Posted by: Abigail | November 09, 2005 at 05:58 AM