News has come out that Avril Lavigne, Wawasworlds favorite punk princess, will be heading out on a world mall tour. Not since Tiffany has the mall been such a hotbed of musical credibility. Wawasworld got a first hand look at what her special accoustic tour would look like. Take a look:
Avril: . . . .I'm with yoooooouuuuuuu . .. I'm with yooooooouuuuuu . . . THANK YOU PARAMUS! You've been a great audience! We have something special tonight that we haven't done at all on this tour. Well, we did do it last night and the night before, but tonights going to be special! (LOUD SCREAMS!!!) No, no, we love you! We're going to do a special Q and A session with all of you. No topic is off limits. First question down front?
Teenage Girl Fan #1: Where did you get the so awesome idea of wearing a tie with your wifebeater and pants? I'm your biggest fan!
Avril: Awwww . . . aren't you sweet? Well, you can find my skinnee tie look at the TJ Max located on the 4th floor. I think it's really a sweet look. I'm so punk rock! Next Question?
Overweight Wawa in the Back: I was thinking about breaking up with my bitchy girlfriend. How do you suggest I do that?
Avril: Oh my God! I just broke up with my boyfriend, and let me just say it's just so heartbreaking. This is how I did it: I took him to the food court located on the 3rd floor, where you can find the Wendy's and McDonalds, and let me just say "I'm lovin it"! (Loud screams!)
Overweight Wawa in the Back: Uh, how do I break up with my girlfriend though?
Avril: Duh . . . Buy her an Orange Julius located on the 3rd floor and tell her it's over. You're such a sk8ter boi, overweight wawa in the back! Ok, kids, back to the music. LET'S ROCK (Kicks into Complicated) . . . .
"Overweight Wawa in the Back: I was thinking about breaking up with my bitchy girlfriend. How do you suggest I do that?"
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wawa with a girlfriend. great. you're too funny wawa. keep up the good work.
Posted by: jefke | March 02, 2004 at 03:58 PM
Bastard.
Posted by: Wawa | March 02, 2004 at 04:27 PM
hey avrl i luv u so much yea and can u give me ur address here is mine:
2850 waterfront ave
agonquin, IL 60102
Posted by: Ugne | April 07, 2004 at 08:09 PM
hey avril I LOVE U SO MUCH.ur the best.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX my names josh whats ur email address?
Posted by: Joshua | October 09, 2004 at 01:39 PM
Please tell me ur email adress. xXx
Posted by: josh | October 09, 2004 at 01:41 PM
oh im 10 by the way.:D XxX
Posted by: josh | October 09, 2004 at 01:48 PM
avril,i've always had a crush on you and i decided that if i ever got to talk to you in any way i would say this i love you. please send me your email address.
Posted by: charlie | November 19, 2004 at 06:58 PM
Hmm Avril on this site ? I highly doubt it. :P But if she could ever see this I Love Her voice :). I could come to love her if I ever had the time of day to actually get with her. One day I will be in the 'famous' category. LOL , Maybe I will have a chance to talk to her without having to pay. :p.
-Jonathan-
Posted by: Jonathan | November 22, 2004 at 11:49 AM
Oh, I forgot to add. To be different from you. It feels the same. The world goes fast, time speeds up at times I feel small I do feel weak at times. So, I would have to say it does feel quite the same. Only if you were really Avril Lavigne. I could tell you other things :). Anyways. Sorry for double posting.
-Jonathan-
By The Way : I would cry with you ;). *sigh*
Posted by: Jonathan | November 22, 2004 at 11:58 AM
hey avril ure mint i like ure music to please can you email me pnx_connexion@hotmail.com
Posted by: werner | November 27, 2004 at 01:25 PM
Hey Avril, if you ever read this... I wouldn't really like your songs all that much except you say what you mean and have a lot of passion and aren't afraid to show who you really are and don't care what other people think, which makes your music like 100000 times better. I just want to say that you are the best freaking female artist for that reason. You probably get stuff like this all the time, but if you want to, send me an email, don't worry, I'm not a stalker or anything like that, just a Lost Cause.
Posted by: Lost Cause | January 09, 2005 at 09:33 AM
Ooops, heres my email: archer3271@yahoo.com, not that you will ever read this, or if you did, ever send my an email...but here it is anyway
Posted by: Lost Cause | January 09, 2005 at 09:34 AM
hey Avril im 16 and im a big fan of yours. im doing a report on you for my famous personality profile and i was wondering if you could help me out.if you have time please email me before feb.07, 05 Thank You.
Heather
Posted by: heather | January 28, 2005 at 08:56 PM
by the way my project is for my creative writing / journalizm class in school. and my address is skatergrl_1991@yahoo.com.. Thanks Again
Heather
Posted by: heather | January 28, 2005 at 08:59 PM
OMG AVRIL I LOVE U SO FREAKIN MUCH!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! WORDS CANT EVEN EXPLAIN!!!!!!!!OMG! LOL but yeah i really wanna no, do u have a screen name for aim yahoo or icq? email me at bamargera5306@sbcglobal.net b/c i am sure that u dont want to post it so everyone can see. lol just ur email would be great! KEEP UP THE AWESOME WORK! I LOVE U SO MUCH AVRIL!!!!
<3 Angie
Posted by: Angie | February 07, 2005 at 03:18 PM
AVRIL if you read this I ADORE YOU!!!!!!!! please if you have an email give ti to me at chevyq@hotmail.com i would never tell anone
Posted by: Saphire | March 23, 2005 at 06:08 PM
Im doing a project on you I need ur emal
Posted by: lexie | March 31, 2005 at 11:36 AM
I love you guys so much. Just keep rocking and I will too. My promise to you. Please email me at avril@hotmail.com. Thanks guys
Your chick
Avril
Posted by: Avril | April 03, 2005 at 08:16 PM
hi avril, my name is kevin, I am in jakarta now, and I really want to see your concert, but I can't. Sorry. Anyways, I really like your music. Write me back. thanks
Posted by: Kevin Grauwels | April 04, 2005 at 05:17 AM
sorry I forgot, my email is kevingrauwelz10893@hotmail.com
Posted by: Kevin Grauwels | April 04, 2005 at 04:39 PM
i avril!
please give me your email?
mine is kitty_kat_cool@hotmail.com
please please please give me your email!
Posted by: Kat | April 05, 2005 at 05:48 PM
i hate u all u are retards
Posted by: Avril | April 06, 2005 at 11:55 AM
omg avril will u plz give me ur email address plz every 1 in the world wants it thank u i hope u give it to all of us but mostly me
Posted by: ashlee | April 07, 2005 at 02:12 PM
avril i'm one of your biggest fans plassee email me!
my email address is: jns224@optonline.net
Posted by: jackie | April 17, 2005 at 07:00 AM
If you keep this a secret my e-mail address is darkskulls_90@hotmail.com don't tell anyone!
Posted by: Avril | May 06, 2005 at 05:34 PM