Avril Lavigne's Mall World Tour

News has come out that Avril Lavigne, Wawasworlds favorite punk princess, will be heading out on a world mall tour. Not since Tiffany has the mall been such a hotbed of musical credibility. Wawasworld got a first hand look at what her special accoustic tour would look like. Take a look:

Avril: . . . .I'm with yoooooouuuuuuu . .. I'm with yooooooouuuuuu . . . THANK YOU PARAMUS! You've been a great audience! We have something special tonight that we haven't done at all on this tour. Well, we did do it last night and the night before, but tonights going to be special! (LOUD SCREAMS!!!) No, no, we love you! We're going to do a special Q and A session with all of you. No topic is off limits. First question down front?

Teenage Girl Fan #1: Where did you get the so awesome idea of wearing a tie with your wifebeater and pants? I'm your biggest fan!

Avril: Awwww . . . aren't you sweet? Well, you can find my skinnee tie look at the TJ Max located on the 4th floor. I think it's really a sweet look. I'm so punk rock! Next Question?

Overweight Wawa in the Back: I was thinking about breaking up with my bitchy girlfriend. How do you suggest I do that?

Avril: Oh my God! I just broke up with my boyfriend, and let me just say it's just so heartbreaking. This is how I did it: I took him to the food court located on the 3rd floor, where you can find the Wendy's and McDonalds, and let me just say "I'm lovin it"! (Loud screams!)

Overweight Wawa in the Back: Uh, how do I break up with my girlfriend though?

Avril: Duh . . . Buy her an Orange Julius located on the 3rd floor and tell her it's over. You're such a sk8ter boi, overweight wawa in the back! Ok, kids, back to the music. LET'S ROCK (Kicks into Complicated) . . . .

Comments

[jefke]

"Overweight Wawa in the Back: I was thinking about breaking up with my bitchy girlfriend. How do you suggest I do that?"

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wawa with a girlfriend. great. you're too funny wawa. keep up the good work.

[Wawa]

Bastard.

[Ugne]

hey avrl i luv u so much yea and can u give me ur address here is mine:

2850 waterfront ave
agonquin, IL 60102

[Joshua]

hey avril I LOVE U SO MUCH.ur the best.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX my names josh whats ur email address?

[josh]

Please tell me ur email adress. xXx

[josh]

oh im 10 by the way.:D XxX

[charlie]

avril,i've always had a crush on you and i decided that if i ever got to talk to you in any way i would say this i love you. please send me your email address.

[Jonathan]

Hmm Avril on this site ? I highly doubt it. :P But if she could ever see this I Love Her voice :). I could come to love her if I ever had the time of day to actually get with her. One day I will be in the 'famous' category. LOL , Maybe I will have a chance to talk to her without having to pay. :p.

-Jonathan-

[Jonathan]

Oh, I forgot to add. To be different from you. It feels the same. The world goes fast, time speeds up at times I feel small I do feel weak at times. So, I would have to say it does feel quite the same. Only if you were really Avril Lavigne. I could tell you other things :). Anyways. Sorry for double posting.

-Jonathan-

By The Way : I would cry with you ;). *sigh*

[werner]

hey avril ure mint i like ure music to please can you email me pnx_connexion@hotmail.com

[Lost Cause]

Hey Avril, if you ever read this... I wouldn't really like your songs all that much except you say what you mean and have a lot of passion and aren't afraid to show who you really are and don't care what other people think, which makes your music like 100000 times better. I just want to say that you are the best freaking female artist for that reason. You probably get stuff like this all the time, but if you want to, send me an email, don't worry, I'm not a stalker or anything like that, just a Lost Cause.

[Lost Cause]

Ooops, heres my email: archer3271@yahoo.com, not that you will ever read this, or if you did, ever send my an email...but here it is anyway

[heather]

hey Avril im 16 and im a big fan of yours. im doing a report on you for my famous personality profile and i was wondering if you could help me out.if you have time please email me before feb.07, 05 Thank You.
Heather

[heather]

by the way my project is for my creative writing / journalizm class in school. and my address is skatergrl_1991@yahoo.com.. Thanks Again
Heather

[Angie]

OMG AVRIL I LOVE U SO FREAKIN MUCH!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! WORDS CANT EVEN EXPLAIN!!!!!!!!OMG! LOL but yeah i really wanna no, do u have a screen name for aim yahoo or icq? email me at bamargera5306@sbcglobal.net b/c i am sure that u dont want to post it so everyone can see. lol just ur email would be great! KEEP UP THE AWESOME WORK! I LOVE U SO MUCH AVRIL!!!!
<3 Angie

[Saphire]

AVRIL if you read this I ADORE YOU!!!!!!!! please if you have an email give ti to me at chevyq@hotmail.com i would never tell anone

[lexie]

Im doing a project on you I need ur emal

[Avril]

I love you guys so much. Just keep rocking and I will too. My promise to you. Please email me at avril@hotmail.com. Thanks guys
Your chick
Avril

[Kevin Grauwels]

hi avril, my name is kevin, I am in jakarta now, and I really want to see your concert, but I can't. Sorry. Anyways, I really like your music. Write me back. thanks

[Kevin Grauwels]

sorry I forgot, my email is kevingrauwelz10893@hotmail.com

[Kat]

i avril!
please give me your email?
mine is kitty_kat_cool@hotmail.com
please please please give me your email!

[Avril]

i hate u all u are retards

[ashlee]

omg avril will u plz give me ur email address plz every 1 in the world wants it thank u i hope u give it to all of us but mostly me

[jackie]

avril i'm one of your biggest fans plassee email me!
my email address is: jns224@optonline.net

[Avril]

If you keep this a secret my e-mail address is darkskulls_90@hotmail.com don't tell anyone!